| Down With Target |
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April 8th, 2009 @ 8:22pm
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My job sucks and my manager is being an asshat by putting me on the late night shift all this week! If someone doesn't come visit me I'm going to put myself out out my own misery with the pricing gun.
It's possible!
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March 17th, 2009 @ 2:37pm
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"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."
~ Charles Bukowski
( Assignment )
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March 10th, 2009 @ 7:37pm
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This is my new favorite song:
( On a Boat )
So who's going to head down to the harbor and do a remix with me? I call dibs on being T-Pain, btdubbs.
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| Inconsiderate Bastards |
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March 5th, 2009 @ 11:42pm
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TOPIC OF THE DAY: Toilet Seats
Men, you should always put the toilet seats down after you finish doing your business. Why? Because as ladies, we are obliged to sit when we pee. And if the toilet seat is up then we fall in. DO YOU HEAR THAT SHANE!? I FELL IN!
Random Things
Why does bitchface think my name should be Mutton?
Crabs are cute.
Children in Target on Saturday mornings are mini-asshats.
I am ambidextrous.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck...
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